Gall. 06
Game Day Commentary
🎙ALRIGHT. HAND IT OVER. WE NEED MORE NONSENSE.
When professional rugby came to the nation’s capital, the team wanted to stand out from the league. So I invented The Monument Man: A high-jacker of game day social feeds. An unapologetic, partisan hype-man of Old Glory in their weekly adventures against the Bad Guys, The Monument Man lives by just one rule: Never put your thumb on the scales of justice. Put the whole front row on it.
-THE MONUMENT MAN. OUT.
“Good result for the young lads. Another great live tweeted game by @OldGloryDC. All hail The Monument Man.”
#DCvSEA
🚨 Ohh Geez. Ohh Geez. Ohh Geez. 🚨
It’s @USMLR professional rugby in the nation’s capital! @Beast_TM, and your mighty OGs take on The Soggy Puppies 🐶🚿
#DCvATL
Relive the battle between Old Glory and The Peachtree Boys.
Everyone is a Glory Supporter
This has to one of the best sports team social media handles in existence https://t.co/1vDmbfLmRo
— Nick Sherrard (@NickSherrard) February 16, 2020
#AUSvDC
Here’s what’s in a @Gilgroni 🍸🤠
2 oz. Rip-snorting front row
1.5 oz. Ball handling guile
.5 oz. Burnt orange jersey
Garnish with an ALL BLACK 🇳🇿😱
#HOUvDC
🎙Oi. Give it here!🎙
Ok. Listen up sports fans. It’s THE MONUMENT MAN reporting live and loose from @ExilesBarDC for another Old Glory-ous day of rampaging rugby union. Bring on The Puddycats 😾
